March 2012
The only reason my life became so difficult was...
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
If someone left you, don't go back to them.
Why? Because it shows that they didn’t love you enough to stay and go through the bad shit with you.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
I don't mean to come off as "clingy" but I just...
If I was hot my followers would talk to me.
I hope I cross your mind once in a while just so...
I can't blame you for being who you are, I can...
I need someone who's willing to actually stay.
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
If I like you, I like you.
I’m not saying i like you because
you’re hot
you’re sexy
you’re fine
you’ve got a nice body
you’re perfect,
I like you because
you can be yourself around me
you make me smile
your personality
you do the weirdest things and I find it cute
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